CONFESSION: Knowing about the cut scene with Morrigan and Alistair before she offers the Dark Ritual to the player makes me so depressed that it isn’t in game. I honestly think the scene makes Morrigan’s reasons for offering the ritual feel much less villainous.
I don’t like Morrigan much because idk just how I feel. But I never felt she was villainous. If anything she’s the most emotionally vulnerable character in the game. ‘3’
i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.
speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.
please watch this
this is a million times better than I was expecting
where’s the dingle dangle
Oh my fucking god I’m done
Omfg, I can’t even.
oH MY GOSH WHAT THE HELL THIS IS HILARIOUS
i fucking love this
CONFESSION: I feel like there is absolutely no reason for a sibling to die in the prologue. It felt like the game was forcing tragedy onto the characters. I would’ve loved to have both Carver and Bethany alive. Imagine Bethany in the Circle and Carver joining to Templars. One dying in the Deep Roads or becomes a Grey Warden, while the other leaves for the Templars or the Circle. Instead of losing one early on, you lose both after spending time with them. It would be heartbreaking, yes, but with more impact.
Thank you good sir or madam.